Total Medals Earned: 1,780 (From 252 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,905 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/95 points)
The more thoughtful problem solver.
The more aggressive problem solver.
Beat the Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/210 points)
Out with the old. In with the new
Find 5 hidden Virgo symbols
Funny messages on the walls
Find 1 hidden virgo symbol
Teach that pervert a lesson!
Find 25 hidden Virgo symbols
Find 40 hidden Virgo symbols
Learn how to pick locks
Intentionally damaging property
Creative use of a wall
Find all 60 hidden Virgo symbols
It took you how many tries?
Just a sadistic little devil!
Nobody is allowed in the bathroom
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/490 points)
Hit the sand.
Get promoted from private.
Get promoted from private first class.
Get promoted from corporal
Get promoted from sergeant.
Finish and kill more allies than enemies.
Finish with 100 kills - enemies and allies.
Finish and collect 100 dogtags.
Finish the game without firing your gun.
Medals Earned: 30/30 (500/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (70/165 points)
Start the Game
Finish Tutorial
Reach level 20 with a soldier
Use each weapon from the game at least once
Complete half the waves
Reach level 10 intellect
Kill 50 enemies with ranged weapons
Kill 50 enemies with melee weapons
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/245 points)
For completing the first level
For completing the tutorial levels
For completing the cave levels
For completing the forest levels
For completing the mountain levels
For completing the desert levels
For completing the canyon levels
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Medals Earned: 14/25 (370/885 points)
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Reach 700 Speed.
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 15.
Rough way back...
Get your team to level 20
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 25.
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 800 Speed.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.